» Females = Urinals

7 May 09

Females = Urinals

In my entire time as a fuckfest overlord, i have adhered to one simple rule: Females are urinals. This simple statement keeps me at the top of my game, whether it be seducing a hot chick, or fucking her brains out. Thinking of them as somewhere to dispose my waste keeps it in perspective for me, as i am reminded that they are of the lower sex, and deserve nothing but our piss and cum. Even our cocks are too good for them, and they should consider getting fucked a privilege they should work for. So the next time you meet a chick, treat her as a urinal!